Three smiling corpses are lying in a morgue in Alabama, and a detective goes into the coroner's to find out the cause of death. The coroner points to the first ...

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Waxy figure or the real thing? Go on, have a guess...
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Is it a bloke or a butch lady?
Lookey or likey?
The real deal or just a big faker?
Bland or band?
Regular joe or guitar hero?
Chelsea has launched a new aftershave called ‘the special one’. It’s from U Go Boss....posted by: smellmycheese
Bill died and went to heaven, where he was met at the gates by an angel who led him to a large warehouse. Each wall was lined with thousands of clocks. ‘Each cl...posted by: smellmycheese
One day Dracula is walking down the street, when suddenly ten tons of smoked salmon sandwiches, bread rolls, pitted olives, chicken wings, chipolatas, tomato sa...posted by: smellmycheese
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